Organ Trail: Director's Cut

Anxious McStabby’s Lovenasium/Piercetorium/Circus of Conviviality™ is Performing another Perfectly Placed Puncturing Poke, Positively Perforating Preposterous Prices with a Dynamite Deal on Dazzling Digital Delights! Organ Trail is a Play on Words for a game that was great when you were young and in school (if you are old like me) because it was the only game in town! This game seems to be like that but with Zombies, so it was probably made in the 2000-2010s when everything had to have zombies! Now everything needs to be pixel/retro art, which is cool I guess but is less so when you were old enough to have gone through pixel art the first time when it was just art. Show of hands: Who here remembers Mode 7? Did it actually turn out to be the wave of the future? Sadly, not because 3D ruined everything until recently, now MS Paint Vomit is ruining everything. But I digress, if you like games with zombies AND pixel art then you are in luck cause this MF has both! Added bonus if you enjoy your digital friends being murdered by RN-Dysentery-Gesus because it has that too! But we all know you are just going to load up on ammo and hunt the entire time because its fun and makes your turn last longer. Poor Craig over there has been waiting for his turn to use the class computer to research his project for 30 seconds then play as well, but you don’t care about poor Craig, do you? Its because he smells a little right? He can’t help it, the dude has like 6 brothers and sisters at home and they only have the one bathroom! Its amazing he gets to bathe at all… You should give Craig a break and let him have his turn. He's been patient and other than the smell he’s a decent guy. His life is already way too complicated for a kid in elementary/middle school. He could use a win.