Dungeon Hearts

Anxious McStabby’s Lovenasium/Piercetorium/Circus of Conviviality™ is Performing another Perfectly Placed Puncturing Poke, Positively Perforating Preposterous Prices with a Dynamite Deal on Dazzling Digital Delights! Interested in playing game where you do things for reasons using assets and inputs to change those assets in accordance with rules to achieve goal? Then this game has a name consisting of two words/terms used in titles of other games for you! The description of this “Websters defines a game as” also manages to use both Kinetic and Frenetic in the blurb which has to account for something! Although they used kinetic as a descriptor… for… the “pace of action games”? I mean, I guess? The pace has movement, or is active when a pace can be motionless I suppose… If you were using pace, or the lack thereof to describe something being inert and not having a pace or an acceptable pace? I mean pace literally already means like movement, progression, development, speed, etc so that’s a pretty redundant stretch but its fine, just gonna let em have it. It sounds *POW* so yeah. Frenetic seems fine though, I mean I don’t know just how disorderly and chaotic a match 3 can get really, they’re pretty defined and limited by the nature of their… Y’know what, its fine. I am sure it gets all kinds of crazy up in… Kingdom Heroes? Soul Rush? Monster Story? Royal Dash? Tap Worlds? Match Master? Mergedom Battle! I... I'm sorry about this one.