Blue Estate The Game

Anxious McStabby's House of Punctures, Perforations, Gouges, and Giveaways is proud to present: Blue Estate! A First Person, Action, Comedy, Rail-Shooter I guess? Apparently, its based on a graphic novel that won an Eisner Award, so that's pretty cool. Why a Rail-Shooter though? I mean, those kinda seemed to die out with a lot of arcades in the early to mid-2000s didn't they? Why not just have it be a regular FPS? You don't even get the gun or a pedal to stomp on to reload, or some random kid joining in mid-game and absolutely ruining your focus by shouting \"PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW!!!\" at the top of their lungs until you're both dead and the kid tells you they can't find their folks so you look for an attendant but of course, they are never around when you need em and you go off looking for the parents and when you finally see them they look just so beat down and defeated by all the noise and commotion and probably just life in general, sitting there eating stale popcorn that looks like it fell on the floor and oozing a sense of apathy so overwhelming it makes you want to just cash it all in. So you give the kid the rest of your tokens and send him off to his folks and head home. Man, all you wanted to do that day was play some Time Crisis and now you're headed home filled with existential dread to reevaluate your choices in life. *Anxious McStabby's game descriptions are satire due to being too lazy to look the game up and in no way reflect the actual content of the game.